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    0’6″


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    1’5″


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    6’9″


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    7’8″


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    8’4″


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    9’9″


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    145’3″



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    Tender glutes


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    Ice-cold skin


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    Soft, chalky teeth


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    Jelly bones


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    Rock-hard toes


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    Physically immaterial and intangible like a ghost


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    Glow-in-the-dark testicles


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    Prehensile dong


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    Tiny delicate tongue



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    He starts putting more clothes on, like, another pair of pants over the pants he’s wearing


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    Pulls out a guitar and plays the main riff from Guns N’ Roses’ “Welcome to the Jungle”


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    His eyes glow red


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    He says “I’m not ready for THIS jelly” off to the side, as though he’s looking directly into a camera


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    He starts crying and then needs to be comforted like a small child


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    He recites “The Lord’s Prayer” in Latin three times in a row


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    Falls to his knees and chants “I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy”


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    Whistles the theme song from Jurassic Park


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    Pauses, stares for a moment, and then asks “…what’s THAT?”



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    He plays the bongos in Maroon 5


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    Semi-professional beer pong player


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    Sells knockoff Tide Pods on the black market


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    He says he rides the “choo-choo train”


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    Designs clothing for walruses and manatees


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    Cult leader


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    Bird watcher


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    Has a business writing “artisanal small-batch” spam emails


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    Philosopher



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    Speaks in rhyme


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    Speaks in riddles


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    Surprisingly good at line dancing


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    He’s almost always silent


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    He does a pretty decent Austin Powers impression


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    Good with math, usually


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    He doesn’t use any social media


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    Makes his own drugs


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    Very good at playing the bagpipes



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    Various types of lube on tap, like the condiment station at a fast food restaurant


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    One of those beds that looks like a race car that they make for little boys, but adult-sized


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    A framed, autographed photograph of a nude Guy Fieri


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    He lives in a lean-to in the woods behind the supermarket so it seems awfully generous to call it a “bedroom,” but he DOES have a blanket


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    The walls, floor, and ceiling are all mirrors


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    An incredibly life-like wax statue of his mother with a disapproving look on her face


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    It is a completely empty room except for a picture of a choo-choo train taped up to one of the walls


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    He has about 100 pet slugs


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    An elaborate shrine in tribute to Nicolas Cage



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    Groose


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    Grudgebert


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    MONSTERTHICKBURGER


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    Rindy


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    The Gippy Boy


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    Sweetcheekz


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    Spotify


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    Hickory Ham Mike


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